The Greatest Nothing Mix You Ever Will Hear

Every now and again, i got nothing. The LET inbox doesn't have anything that particularly interests me right this second and/or i've got stuff to listen to that i haven't yet and/or i'm too medicated/not medicated enough to come up with anything with which to blow wind up your proverbial and collective skirts. That's right, Jimmy, you're getting a cheese wit' nuttin' today.

So here's the Greatest Nothing Mix You Ever Will Hear. It's bellisimo, magnifique and bonne all in one.

mp3: Talkin' Loud & Sayin' Nothing (James Brown from The Millennium Collection)

mp3: Nothing is Always Something (Alex B from Moments)

mp3: Nothing (Alex Ludovico from Winning/Losing)

mp3: Nothing to Lose (Dimitri from Paris from Sacrebleu)

mp3: Don't Believe Nothing (Ike & Tina Turner from More Dirty Laundry: The Soul Of Black Country)

mp3: Nothing Even Matters (Lauryn Hill from The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill)

mp3: All for Nothing (ft. Grand Puba Of Brand Nubian) (Sharkey from Sharkey's Machine)

mp3: Ain't Nothing Like You (ft. Mos Def) (Blakroc from Blakroc)

mp3: I Am Nothing (Nellie McKay from Pretty Little Head)

mp3: Love is Nothing (Liz Phair from Whitechocolatespaceegg)

mp3: Nothing Matters When We're Dancing (Magnetic Fields from 69 Love Songs, Vol. 1)

mp3: Ain't Nuthin' But a Jam, Y'all (George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars from Live...and Kickin')

mp3: Ballad of Big Nothing (The Thermals from To: Elliott From: Portland)

mp3: Can't Do Nuttin' For Ya, Man (Public Enemy from Fear of a Black Planet)

Nuttin, indeed.

The Greatest Mostly Jingoistic U.S. Mix You Ever Will Hear

Since i may or may not be either hosting or attending a BBQ tomorrow, i'm dropping The Greatest Mostly Jingoistic U.S. Mix You Ever Will Hear today. i'm not a huge flag waver, but i do love making mixes, so i guess Uncle Sam's semi-loyal are the winners here. Or, if you're not from here and/or harbor reasonable, less than complimentary feelings in our direction, play this at your "ironic" Americans are Wankers party. See how music can bring us all together in a non-violent, in this case condescending way like that?

mp3: America, Fuck Yeah! (Team America-World Police from Team America-World Police Soundtrack)

mp3: The American (Nouvelle Vague from 3)

mp3: American Boy (Chris Isaak from Always Got Tonight)

mp3: American Car (Mike Doughty from Haughty Melodic)

mp3: American Girls (Homie from Meet the Deedles Soundtrack)

mp3: American Music (Violent Femmes from Why Do Birds Sing? )

mp3: American Woman (The Guess Who from American Woman)

mp3: Amerykahn Promise (Erykah Badu from New Amerykah Part One (4Th World War) )

mp3: U.S. Custom Coast Guard Dope Dog (George Clinton & the P-Funk All-Stars from Dope Dogs)

mp3: Red, White and Blues (Brendan Benson from his Facebook Page)

mp3: I Am a Patriot (Eddie Vedder with Bill Murray intro at some Nader Rally)

Back to the Back: The Greatest "So You Just Learned Your Back Surgery Is Going to Cost You More than Your Last Three Cars" Mix You Will Ever Hear

Spent way longer than planned at the spine doc's earlier today and have a conference call to attend to shortly, so today's post is going to be a George Clinton-style quickie.

Long story short, i just found out that my current backologist is out of my insurance network, meaning that to get my broken parts fixed is going to cost me personally approximately $20,000.

Add in my new house and a new car for The Missus, and it has not been a good year so far for my savings account.

mp3: Cure for Pain (Morphine from Cure for Pain)

mp3: Back to Basics (Kid 'n Play from Funhouse)

mp3: Back Up Against the Wall (George Clinton & the P-Funk All-Stars from Dope Dogs)

mp3: Expensive Whip (J Dilla from Jay Stay Paid)

mp3: Insurance Man (Richard Pryor from Evolution-Revolution: The Early Years (1966-1974) )

mp3: Medicine Man (Bobby McFerrin from Medicine Music)

The Greatest 420 You Will Ever Hear Today, Part the Second

Well, if you're checking out this mix, you're either hell baked by now or on your way towards that destination. And to you, girls and boys, who have stuck with this habit, through good times and bad, through sticky buds and ditch weed duds, through dank and skank, your Uncle Terrible salutes you. For the rest of you, don't step on the grass, Sam. For the rest of us, let's go get stoned.

mp3: Five Hundred An Ounce (Reefer from Reefer)

mp3: Funny Cigarette (Asylum Street Spankers from Spanks for the Memories)

mp3: Virgin Girl (Smash Mouth from Half-Baked Soundtrack)

mp3: Cheeba Cheeba (Tone Lōc from Loc-ed After Dark)

mp3: Could I Buy Some Pot From You? (Pinto from Animal House)

mp3: Smoke Buddah (Redman from Muddy Waters)

mp3: Treez (Wu-Tang Clan from Mathematics Presents Wu-Tang Returns Mixtape)

mp3: Is This Weed? (Chris Tucker from Rush Hour)

mp3: Smoke Two Joints (Sublime from 40 Oz. to Freedom)

mp3: Ganja Babe (Michael Franti and Spearhead from Weeds--Music from the Original Series)

mp3: Weed (Katt Williams from Live: Let a Playa Play)

mp3: Ganja Street ft. George Clinton (Kim Manning aka Peaches from her MySpace)

mp3: Gummi Bears Theme, Dutch Version (Some Dutchy McDutcherson from the Dutch version of Disney's Gummi Bears, natch)*

mp3: Pot Smoking (Bill Hicks from Love, Laughter and Truth)

*If listening to the Gummi Bear theme song in Dutch doesn't automatically make you smile, well, you, sir or madam, are dead on the inside.

The Greatest 420 Mix You Will Ever Hear Today, Part the First

i heard somebody is having a big 420 party tomorrow. No, not for Hitler's birthday, you damn Nazi. April 20 is the Stoner High Holiday, every one's favorite call number for their favorite not exactly legal depending where you live plant. Or so i hear. It's not like i'm a two time attendee of the High Times Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam (13th and 15th annual do what now?) or anything. Hugs, not drugs, kids. Unless the hugs are administered by creepy strangers and/or the drugs are really good shit. i'm not saying, i'm just saying. What was i saying again?

Oh yes, Part the First of LET's Two Part Greatest 420 Mix You Will Ever Hear Today. A few laughs and a few tracks to keep it stoney, son. You spit fiyah, and i'll slurp smoke.

mp3: Champagne & Reefer (Muddy Waters from Muddy "Mississippi" Waters Live)

mp3: Medicinal Marijuana (Police Chief Wiggum, Sergeant Lou, Officer Eddie and Mr. Mitchell from The Canine Mutiny, Episode 20, Season 8)

mp3: When I Get Low, I Get High (Chick Webb & His Orchestra With Ella Fitzgerald from Viper Mad Blues: 25 Songs Of Dope And Depravity)

mp3: Suck Dick for Coke (Dave Chapelle, Bob Saget and the "I Seen It!" Guy from Half-Baked)

mp3: Smokin' Cheeba Cheeba (George Benson & the Harlem Underground Band from Erotic Moods)

mp3: Do You Smoke Weed? (Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl from Knocked Up)

mp3: Smoker's Anthem (Aesop from Legendary Music Vol. 2)

mp3: Smoke (ft. Blu) (J Dilla from Jay Stay Paid)

mp3: Something Stank ft. George Clinton (Sativa from Jersey Girl)

mp3: I NEED WEED (YG from 4 Fingaz Mixtape)

mp3: Breakfast Blunts (Ras G And The Afrikan Space Program from LA Series 3)

All She Wanted Was a Quickie

You know what? It has been a long, goddamn day. More doctor appointments, a crazy day at the office, and somebody bid on my condo. Quite frankly, I am beat. What this post needs to be is short and sweet. That's right, we need a quickie.

And so I bring to you the greatest song of all times regarding such things. I believe the lyrics pretty much speak for themselves:

She said to make me happy

You gotta make it snappy

Gotta do it right

It won't take all night

Good Lord and Butter, I love the Dogfather.

mp3: Quickie (George Clinton from You Shouldn't-Nuf Bit Fish)