The Greatest 420 You Will Ever Hear Today, Part the Second

Well, if you're checking out this mix, you're either hell baked by now or on your way towards that destination. And to you, girls and boys, who have stuck with this habit, through good times and bad, through sticky buds and ditch weed duds, through dank and skank, your Uncle Terrible salutes you. For the rest of you, don't step on the grass, Sam. For the rest of us, let's go get stoned.

mp3: Five Hundred An Ounce (Reefer from Reefer)

mp3: Funny Cigarette (Asylum Street Spankers from Spanks for the Memories)

mp3: Virgin Girl (Smash Mouth from Half-Baked Soundtrack)

mp3: Cheeba Cheeba (Tone Lōc from Loc-ed After Dark)

mp3: Could I Buy Some Pot From You? (Pinto from Animal House)

mp3: Smoke Buddah (Redman from Muddy Waters)

mp3: Treez (Wu-Tang Clan from Mathematics Presents Wu-Tang Returns Mixtape)

mp3: Is This Weed? (Chris Tucker from Rush Hour)

mp3: Smoke Two Joints (Sublime from 40 Oz. to Freedom)

mp3: Ganja Babe (Michael Franti and Spearhead from Weeds--Music from the Original Series)

mp3: Weed (Katt Williams from Live: Let a Playa Play)

mp3: Ganja Street ft. George Clinton (Kim Manning aka Peaches from her MySpace)

mp3: Gummi Bears Theme, Dutch Version (Some Dutchy McDutcherson from the Dutch version of Disney's Gummi Bears, natch)*

mp3: Pot Smoking (Bill Hicks from Love, Laughter and Truth)

*If listening to the Gummi Bear theme song in Dutch doesn't automatically make you smile, well, you, sir or madam, are dead on the inside.

The Funniest Sacrilegious Easter Mix You Will Ever Hear

Yes, i'm a couple of days early for the return of Undead Jesus, but tomorrow my office decided to use its floating holiday, so i just may drag my ass out to somewhere fun that may or may not have Internet connectivity. As such, i wanted to get this post in before the holiday had passed.

That's right, children, gather round for the Funniest Sacrilegious Easter Mix You Will Ever Hear.

Side note: if you read as many music blogs as i do, you may well be familiar with Pop Tarts Suck Toasted. While a wonderful source for snagging a lot of brand new mp3s, you might have noticed a very familiar post there today. Coincidence that more than half his list of Top 10 Zombie tracks already were posted in The Greatest Zombie Mix You Will Ever Hear series and a few others were just different tracks by groups we pointed out? You make the call.

Uncle Terrible: taking ownership of the world's most spread fruit cakes and talking trash to strangers for the attention it brings.

mp3: Easter (Bill Hicks from Rant in E Minor)

mp3: Eggs (The Marx Brothers from A Night at the Opera)

mp3: Jesus is Resurrected (Reduced Shakespeare Company from The Bible: The Complete Word Of God (Abridged) )

mp3: Jesus Saves, I Spend (St. Vincent from Marry Me)

mp3: The Rabbit of Seville (Warner Bros. Symphony Orchestra from Bugs Bunny on Broadway!)

mp3: Jesus Ranch (Demo) (Tenacious D from D Fun Pack)

mp3: Chocolate Jesus (Tom Waits from Mule Variations)