You'll Get Nothing, And Like It!

You heard Judge Smails.

It was one of those hectic type days at the office, i'm going to see Autolux in a few hours, i still haven't finished the Rock the Bells review (spoiler alert: good, but by no means great) and i don't have anything planned as back-up right this moment. Consider this the moose out front telling you.

In lieu of anything musically meaningful today, i instead offer up the following joke told to me by this guy, who also happens to be in my fantasy team (and soundly trounces me every season).

Helium walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "We don't take kindly to Noble Gasses here."

Helium doesn't react.

mp3: Ain't Got Nothin' (Supreme Beings of Leisure from Supreme Beings of Leisure)

mp3: Can't Do Nuttin' For Ya, Man (Public Enemy from Fear of a Black Planet)

The Greatest Nothing Mix You Ever Will Hear

Every now and again, i got nothing. The LET inbox doesn't have anything that particularly interests me right this second and/or i've got stuff to listen to that i haven't yet and/or i'm too medicated/not medicated enough to come up with anything with which to blow wind up your proverbial and collective skirts. That's right, Jimmy, you're getting a cheese wit' nuttin' today.

So here's the Greatest Nothing Mix You Ever Will Hear. It's bellisimo, magnifique and bonne all in one.

mp3: Talkin' Loud & Sayin' Nothing (James Brown from The Millennium Collection)

mp3: Nothing is Always Something (Alex B from Moments)

mp3: Nothing (Alex Ludovico from Winning/Losing)

mp3: Nothing to Lose (Dimitri from Paris from Sacrebleu)

mp3: Don't Believe Nothing (Ike & Tina Turner from More Dirty Laundry: The Soul Of Black Country)

mp3: Nothing Even Matters (Lauryn Hill from The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill)

mp3: All for Nothing (ft. Grand Puba Of Brand Nubian) (Sharkey from Sharkey's Machine)

mp3: Ain't Nothing Like You (ft. Mos Def) (Blakroc from Blakroc)

mp3: I Am Nothing (Nellie McKay from Pretty Little Head)

mp3: Love is Nothing (Liz Phair from Whitechocolatespaceegg)

mp3: Nothing Matters When We're Dancing (Magnetic Fields from 69 Love Songs, Vol. 1)

mp3: Ain't Nuthin' But a Jam, Y'all (George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars from Live...and Kickin')

mp3: Ballad of Big Nothing (The Thermals from To: Elliott From: Portland)

mp3: Can't Do Nuttin' For Ya, Man (Public Enemy from Fear of a Black Planet)

Nuttin, indeed.

It's Covered: For What It's Worth

Sorry about the lack of posting yesterday, but I fell a bit under the weather, as it were. Of course, dear ol' Ma immediately thought it was swine flu, but I'm pretty sure it was just an alien exploding in my gut. I'm all better now, though, thanks for asking.

Between that and the fact that the weather in DC today is miserable, I decided it was only fair to write a little sumfin sumfin for the people. As the Bard proclaimed, "give the people what they want when they want and they wants it all the time." Keeping with the laid back mood I'm digging right now, today we're covering "For What It's Worth."

Though written and originally performed by Stephen Stills as part of Buffalo Springfield in 1967, the song has since been covered by any number of artists. Probably owing to its funky bass line, it's seemingly a standard now on the groove circuit. Everyone seems to think it's a Viet Nam protest song, but Stills maintains it actually was written in reaction to cops fucking with club kids back in the day. And you thought your parents weren't just as much a bunch of punks as you fancy yourselves. Think about it.

A quick, meaningless aside about Buffalo Springfield, first. BS is the only way I can stomach Neil Young. There. I've said it. His nasally delivery is like my aforementioned alien birth, but in my audio canal versus my stomach. If the Mynah Birds (Neil's prior band) had managed to keep Rick James in their line-up (swear to Dolemite; see for yourself), I'm sure I would have felt differently, but there you have it.

Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, the grooveliciousness of "For What It's Worth." Well, instead of me just rambling on, let's get into it, shall we? In addition to the original, today we've got the following menu items. Keb Mo' puts his spin on things, adding a bit of additional soulfulness to the procession. Next up is a Sergio Mendes and Brasil '66 cover that probably is going to free your mind, with little doubt that your ass will follow. If it is humanly possible, an arguably even funkier version by Sex Mob. It's instrumental, and it's not just awesome, but it's amazing, too. And just to muddy the waters even further, Public Enemy's slant, wherein Chuck D. was able to get Stephen Stills to re-record the bridge.

And that, children, is all you need to keep your rainy days funky. But since I'm in a giving mood, you probably want to hear the Muppets version, too. At heart, I'm a reductionist--all incredible music that predates the early 90s has to be featured prominently in either a Muppets or Looney Toons feature.

mp3: For What It's Worth (Buffalo Springfield from Buffalo Springfield)

mp3: For What It's Worth (Keb Mo' from Peace...Back by Popular Demand)

mp3: For What It's Worth (Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66 from Stillness)

mp3: For What It's Worth (Sex Mob from Solid Sender)

mp3: He Got Game (Public Enemy from He Got Game Soundtrack)