Thursday, October 7, 2010

The Greatest Angioplasty Mix You Ever Will Hear

You want commitment? i'll give you fucking commitment.

Who here had an angioplasty earlier today, raise your hands? Just me? Well then.

Actually not the biggest of deals, it was just a maintenance thing from my earlier cyborg implant. Without going into too much gross detail, because of the artery that needed the ballooning, they went in through the groin with the tube. i realized after the fact that the male nurse gave me a landing strip (or manding strip, if you will). Am i a nurse bitch now? Anyone? Help? Please?

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