The Most Inappropriate Wedding Mix You Ever Will Hear

In a few hours (why the hell am i awake this early on a Saturday?), The Missus and i are off to partake in the nuptials of a couple of her friends whom i have not yet met. With my wonky back, i am afraid i shall not be able to pull off the appropriate breakdancing moves at the reception, but with enough free booze in one's system, who knows what's possible? If you don't hear from me by Monday afternoon, it's probably safe to assume that the six-step into a helicopter into a windmill combo i attempted to pull off did not go well.

In honor of the impending marriage, i offer up The Most Inappropriate Wedding Mix You Ever Will Hear.

mp3: I Married Her Because She Looks Just Like You (Lyle Lovett from Lyle Lovett and His Large Band)

mp3: 51st Anniversary (Jimi Hendrix from Are You Experienced?)

mp3: Love Rears Its Ugly Head (Living Colour from Time's Up)

mp3: I Wanna Get Married (Nellie McKay from Get Away From Me)

mp3: Let's Get Married (Juliana Hatfield from Juliana's Pony: Total System Failure)

mp3: I Want to Get Married (B.B. King from Singin' The Blues - The Blues)

mp3: Marriage of Dale and Ming (And Flash Approaching) (Queen from Flash Gordon Soundtrack)

mp3: Weep, Bride, Weep (Geoff Berner from The Wedding Dance of the Widow Bride)

mp3: $1,000 Wedding (Evan Dando with Juliana Hatfield from Return of the Grievous Angel: A Tribute to Gram Parsons)

mp3: She's No Lady (Lyle Lovett from Pontiac)

mp3: Conventional Marriages (Groucho Marx from Animal Crackers)

mp3: But That's Bygamy (Groucho Marx from Animal Crackers)