Monday, December 7, 2009

Drugged Up Kids Say The Darnedest Things

Earlier today, i had to get a TransEsophageal Echocardiogram (TEE) essentially to make sure i don't have any free floating ninja scabs on my heart that might cause further clogging in other arteries. The procedure entails them spritzing one's throat with a numbing agent and applying a minor sedative (enough to make things hazy, but not to knock a person out completely) before snaking a rather long tube with a camera on the end down one's throat. Even with the wonderfully charming narcotics I was given, i still had a bit of a gagging problem.

Once they finished and snaked the tube back out of my esophagus, my first words apparently were, "Well, that settles that. There's no career in man-on-man porn for me."

i'm not sure why, but nobody found that nearly as funny as i did.

mp3: Cocksucker Blues (Rolling Stones, unreleased, recorded in 1970)


Sepiru Chris said...

Well, I for one enjoyed your one-timer one-liner.

Presumably the ninja scabs have been banished by the union of porn and science...

All the best,

An admirer.


Terrible Chris said...

i think it proves i need to find funnier doctors.